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Why read the contract?
Always the same excuse : that there’s too much work to allow time for blogging. Truth is, sometimes I just don’t give a fuck. Bad clients will always be present and sometimes, just sometimes, dissing...
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Gimme a deal, boy.
Uh. I’ll throw in my ass for free too. You’re a close friend’s third cousin with a new baby in the house. You’ve met me once. Now you want me to make pictures of your baby. I tell you I’ll give you...
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Calling
Calling to find out how I work and how much I charge? You call anytime you like, that is convenient to you. You don’t have the courtesy to ask, “Is this a good time to talk?” I speak with you,...
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Limo
“You must see our engagement photographs! Here’s a link to our website.” First image : Limo hired to drive couple to party with friends after lady accepted proposal. Second image : image fat diamond...
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That’s too expensive, no one charges so much
Huh. Really? You know my industry better than I do? And why would you open your call to me introducing yourself like this : “I wanted to know more about your services, I am also a journalist with...
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Fine art of negotiation
“But I can’t accept your pricing as-is. You have to reduce a little at least. Just for the sake of negotiation.” It’s client’s like these that make me want to commit homicide at least once a week. I...
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The light is artificial
Ranting about idiots who don’t know what they’re talking but they do have a mouth so they have to use it say something no matter what it is. DIE FUCKERS DIE! “Oh, it’s a nice shot but you know, the...
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…very liberal thoughts…
“We both have very liberal thoughts….” But you obviously don’t have any professionalism / courtesy to reply to a fucking email or return a call or reply to my text message. Disclaimer : I’m so glad I...
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Friends for free
So this stranger chick sends me a Facebook message saying she loves my work and wants me to shoot her wedding. So I say thanks and send her the initial rate list. She freaks. She actually writes to me...
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Brief. Like my briefs. Full of balls.
Why wouldn’t you want to spend a few hours filling in the creative brief, even though the brand designer has taken the pain to formulate the questions for you? Because I’m paying for it already. You...
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